Now this is a wedding cake! What says ‘I love you and want to spend the rest of my life holding hands and calling you husband’ more than a small body-destroying aliens dressed up as a bride and groom? Nothing, I tell you!

From the vaults of 2006, this is a photograph of myself dressed as a ZOMBIE munching on a SUNFLOWER. Mind Blown.

I thought these Torchwood Nesting Dolls were the cutest thing I had seen until I saw these Ten Doctors Nesting Dolls. Click the image to see all ten in their Adorable Glory!

My abode is distinctly lacking in Edgar Allan Poe-inspired artworks. A tragedy, of course. I’m fairly sure the guy up there wants to live on my fridge. These guys want to live on the wall in my antechamber. This guy wants to hang above my bed and sing me to sleep at night. My outfits are lacking that extra punk rock charm. And late at night, when I cannot sleep, Poe wants to bathe me in sweet crimson.

Squee!! A plushie tauntaun with a zip in his belly and a frozen Luke squished inside? This is the Best Ever. I want it hard.