Squee!! A plushie tauntaun with a zip in his belly and a frozen Luke squished inside? This is the Best Ever. I want it hard.

Who’s Nomming the Watchmen?

To be a pirate, sailing on the seven seas, shimmering in the moonlight and blinding my enemies with my dazzling attire. If I was to haul anchor tomorrow, I’d pull on this Skull Sequin Top by dressedbydanni and be wanting this Black Feather Patch (NSFW) by gothfoxdesigns to cover up by bad eye. Aye aye.

Did I get all the pirate puns and cliches out? Gotta catch them all!

a) Oh my god.

b) I am making those Ewok cupcakes for our next D&D session.

I will fight Becky Sterns for a moustache piece.

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